sports: April 2007 Archives

Hi Randy,

I'm 94.3 percent sure you aren't going to read this, but I thought I'd welcome you to my new home town anyway. I moved here about two years ago and I wanted to tell you it's great. The people here are wonderful and they LOVE their sports. Especially the ladies. I mean, I've never seen a town with so many informed about their favorite teams.

Anyway, there are also a lot of things that can drive high-priced athletes nuts in this town. But good news for you here, you've already taken a pay cut! Well played.

For the record, I'm a Nationals fan (and Terps, obviously). But my favorite announcers that are working today are, hands down, Don Orsello and Jerry Remy. I really can't imagine Vin Scully doing an episode like this justice.

Enjoy.